2NE1. The suckiest group around.
It’s no secret that I do like a little bit of K-Pop music, especially those churned out from the girl groups here in South Korea. There’s something about scantily dressed young women singing songs that sound better then they would if anyone else was singing them. That also probably says a lot about me too.
There’s is one group at the moment that half my kids like (love) and the other half don’t (hate). 2NE1. I’m assuming that’s a cool way of saying ‘To anyone’, yet another bastardization of my beloved language. On further discover ’2NE1′ actually means:
’stands for “New Evolution of the 21st Century” (“NE” meaning “New Evolution” and “21” standing for the “21st Century”)
I hate these girl’s with passion and their music is even worse than their name.
Their history is even more strange;
The group was first mentioned by the press in late 2008, when rumours were spreading that YG was creating a female version of Big Bang named Sista.
The company stated that the group had trained for 4 years, and that their debut album would contain songs produced by Teddy Park.
They released a song, Lollipop with Big Bang, which was held up simply due to the popularity of Big Bang. The subsequent songs, Fire and I don’t care are, in my opinion, crap. Any song that uses ‘rap’ to repeat words to fill gaps deserves to be shredded.
On their merits alone, they don’t deserve to even register on music charts, and through simple promotion of them as the ‘female Big Bang’ has been the sole factor of their popularity.
Of course I probably would like them a lot more if they didn’t look so… retard.
Now compare that with the 2 hottest girl groups in Korea;
So to summarize, I don’t like 2NE1. Nor do you. Live with it.